AUTOCORRECT

Here’s my opinion
Better yet, I disagree
When all this nonsense reported is only distorted
With likes and uninformed commentary
You’d be wise to keep your mouth shut
You’ll be mistaken for a fool

So don’t delete, don’t repeat
No need to worry if it’s incomplete
Autocorrect will catch you
So when your signals get crossed
And they confuse your text
No need to worry if it’s incorrect
Autocorrect will catch you

I’ll break this here fiddle
Get a new guitar
Sing a new song about how cool you are
Get some brand new kicks and go downtown
Do a new dance, turn their heads around
I’ll get a new axe with some brand new strings
Sing a new song called, “I’m Glad You Came.”

I need a shot and I don’t want to listen no more
Aren’t we here? Still here
I don’t know what it is, but I feel like we’re on a mission
Steer clean, we’re still here

So don’t delete, don’t repeat
No need to worry if it’s incomplete
Autocorrect will catch you
So when your notes fall flat
And you sound like shit
We’ve got the thing to change your pitch
Autocorrect will catch you

I need a shot and I don’t want to listen no more
Aren’t we here? Still here
I don’t know what it is, but I feel like I’m on a mission
Steer clean, we’re still here